All posts tagged jen ↓
Sacrifice
| Me: | Can you test the site in IE7? |
| Jen: | Do I get reimbursed for the shame I feel as the ie icon creeps further and further up my frequently used applications list? |
Jen: (sing-song) I know which one youuuuuu are
| Jen: | I like this game: http://chainfactor.com/ It's both attractive and fun. |
| Me: | True. Relatedly, has anyone ever told you, "go to hell, you're ruining my life?" |
| Jen: | Only myself. =( |
Me: Aquatic pink salamanders. With external gills. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axolotl
Jen: Holy shit. That is some serious cute happening up in there…how does something like this evolve? Mother Nature: “Ah yes, I think we’ll naturally select for TOTALLY FUCKING ADORABLE today. Sorry, moeritherium, we’ll no longer be needing your services.”
One of me and Jen, snatched from Ned. Same great day.
“It’s called a brank, and it fits over the head. That thing that looks like a tongue depressor is a tongue depressor. It was used to punish ‘gossips and shrewish, nagging wives.’ ” —Jen
Higher learning
| Jen: | did you know that there's a higher incidence of kids being born intersexed in La Reunion than in any other region except for some Eskimo community? By about 3 times. At least between 1955 and 1998. |
| Me: | Do they have a theory as to, uhhh, why, perhaps? |
| Jen: | I asked in class and the professor said "I don't know, that was a stupid article." |
“Favorite Prison Break quirk: The pan-flute every time Michael finds a tool that will help him or figures something out.”
—Jen
