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Cover letters

Jen: What the heck do I put in a cover letter for this thing?
Heather: Ugh, cover letters suck.
Jen: They do. You ever see that South Park episode about hybrid cars? Everyone who drove a hybrid car eventually started to enjoy the smell of their own farts because they were so smug. That's how I feel whilst composing these things.
Jen: "I am detail oriented! [fart] *sniffff* ahhhh"