| Jen: | What the heck do I put in a cover letter for this thing? |
| Heather: | Ugh, cover letters suck. |
| Jen: | They do. You ever see that South Park episode about hybrid cars? Everyone who drove a hybrid car eventually started to enjoy the smell of their own farts because they were so smug. That's how I feel whilst composing these things. |
| Jen: | "I am detail oriented! [fart] *sniffff* ahhhh" |