Pancakes

Jen:	I just ate the three hugest pancakes ever eaten by the mouth of man. I think I'm going to die.
Jen:	I'm having a heart attack...well, not quite. It's more like general chest pains.
Jen:	I think I'm going to barf. What did I dooooo
Jen:	whyyyyyyy
Me:	In life, only regret the pancakes you did not eat.
Jen:	that's beautiful