Hint: not the same

Have you ever hit a bird with your windshield? Yeah, me too.

Have you ever hit a bird with your helmet, going 50 miles an hour, almost crashed, started to pull over, then had inertia suddenly flip a destroyed bird carcass down in front of your face, because its wing somehow got caught in your helmet without your knowledge?

I think I’m going to look into this “walking everywhere” deal.